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Hardware Killer for Hire

Here lie once-treasured hardware and tools: replaced by functioning or newer counterparts; immediately never forgotten. RIP, you lot.

Old Hardware and Phone
Old Hardware and Phone

Notable deaths:

  • Keyboard: Death from poisoning drowning. A cockroach crawled on it so I sprayed it. And by “sprayed it” I meant I emptied half a bottle of bug spray into it.
  • Earphones: Stomped to death. Clean one-hit kill.
  • PSU 1.0: Died when I shoved a screwdriver into it. Don’t ask. (This is not PSU 2.0, the one with the fan that died recently. I’m on 3.0 now.)
  • Motherboard (micro): Capacitor leaked, motherboard caught fire, panic ensued.
  • Floppy disc drive & non-smartphone: I’m too young to know what these are. *blinks*

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4 responses to “Hardware Killer for Hire”

  1. will Avatar
    will

    >PSU 1.0: Died when I shoved a screwdriver into it.

    Geez, you could of killed yourself, too, right there.

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    1. Vickie Avatar
      Vickie

      It wasn’t plugged in but you’re absolutely right… There was a spark.

      How did I survive evolution?

      Reply
  2. MK Avatar
    MK

    its hard to swallow but pretty soon my Anita (macbook) will join the graveyard beside by gameboy and psx as well sad

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  3. Cynthia Avatar
    Cynthia

    if I had a quarter for every pair of headphones I killed …

    we have a lot of random hard drives, graphics cards and mother boards hanging around. this stuff takes up so much space but i can’t just throw it out. T_T

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