Category: shares
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Hardware Killer for Hire
Here lie once-treasured hardware and tools: replaced by functioning or newer counterparts; immediately never forgotten. RIP, you lot. Notable deaths: Keyboard: Death from poisoning drowning. A cockroach crawled on it so I sprayed it. And by “sprayed it” I meant I emptied half a bottle of bug spray into it. Earphones: Stomped to death. Clean…
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You Should See a Doctor about That
Hey Dr Freud, So I was recently playing Alien Swarm and couldn’t help but notice something that might be of interest to you. These images were collected from different teams of self-identified male subjects within a very short period, and there’s no shortage of them. Attached are the files in question. P.S. Don’t get too…
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Definitely a Train
*Get over it! Amirite? And so I met up with fellow bloggers Amanda, Belinda and Chrasy/Tracey/spelling a million days ago, but, thankfully, panel 3 didn’t happen. But they’ve also not mentioned anything about meeting up with me so I’m pretty sure it was something I said during. Or maybe it’s something I didn’t say. Or…
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Mmm Bacon
Remember 2 1.2 years ago (wow, 2 1.2 years already!), I first saw the bacon sign on my phone and thought maybe it’s a logo for death, but I somehow didn’t die and lived unhappily ever after? Well, now I have 3 plates of them. Yay! Blog entry in comics to follow, because I just…
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Backlog
A supposed friend just told me that it’s understandable and somewhat acceptable for a straight man to punch a gay man who hits on him. By their logic, it’s also understandable and somewhat acceptable of me to punch a straight man who hits on me. Now excuse me, I have a backlog of straight men…
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If You Can’t Beat Them
If you can’t beat stereotypes… Indian classmate: They say it doesn’t matter who went to the Moon first, we Indians will be the first to set up shops there. Arab classmate: And we’ll be the first to blow them up. … I guess you can blow them up. We totally lol’d.
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Dodgy Maths Question Yo
Scenario: Person A of height 1.63m is moving at a constant velocity of 1.3 ms-1 towards west, carrying an unzipped bag on her right shoulder with a 0.1m x 0.1m opening. Bird B is flying at a constant velocity of 15 ms-1 towards north, 2m above Person A, carrying a 0.1m x 0.1m soaked piece…