Category: shares
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Personal Indeed
Pardon the graininess, but… Hi Vickie, your tax file number will stay the same regardless of your changing circumstances and the misuse of TFNs can result in penalties; but not to worry, this letter is only “personal”.
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Resolution Revolution
Something shiny caught my attention as I walked past the working space of one office lady during lunch — a new 17-inch LCD computer monitor. (This was a few years ago.) I leaned in with an ooooooh to check out this hottie (the screen), and quickly noticed that the office lady was still using the…
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Excuse Me, Ma’am, You Lost Your Buttons
If you’re not a gamer, you’d probably still have heard of Silent Hill the movie, and have probably seen the Cybil Bennett police officer character in it. Yeah, the one who spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler. Cybil in the game is quite different. Now I can’t tell you what her exact purpose in the game is…
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Hello, Dr Freud
This would have been the porn entry I mentioned 3 entries, 22 days ago, except lately, something has been troubling me. Friend #1 sends pictures of Muscovy Ducks to Vickie. Vickie: How do you tell the ducks apart? Friend #1: Male ducks have a redder face. Vickie: Female ducks are cuter than the male dicks.…
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Run-Ons, Running Out of What I Run On
Stuck with Australia’s wonderful metred bandwidth, about to bust this month’s cap, forced self to surf during offpeak i.e. midnight, brain too tired to function, doing research on porn for upcoming blog entry, downloaded porn from non-usual sources, saw a .exe, heard Brain say, “You no give me rest, I no make you judgement.” Whatever…
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English, Me Do Not Like
Dear Americans! American English: “Carefree” means “free from care or anxiety.” The full stop / period does not belong to the phrase. ILLOGICAL! British English: “Carefree” means “free from care or anxiety”. The full stop / period belongs to the sentence. LOGICAL! Case in point! … Point… in case? English makes no sense.
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How to Ruin a Boy’s Life in Two Seconds
Roughly a year and three months ago, Vickie secretly worked at a two-Australian-dollar shop. It’s seriously amazing what vast age range of people would use what vast range of techniques and tricks to steal what vast range of things while you’re at the cash register serving another customer. Hmm, I did mention I worked at…