vickie.life

This would have been the porn entry I mentioned 3 entries, 22 days ago, except lately, something has been troubling me. Friend #1 sends pictures of Muscovy Ducks to Vickie. Vickie: How do you tell the ducks apart? Friend #1: Male ducks have a redder face. Vickie: Female ducks are cuter than the male dicks.…

Stuck with Australia’s wonderful metred bandwidth, about to bust this month’s cap, forced self to surf during offpeak i.e. midnight, brain too tired to function, doing research on porn for upcoming blog entry, downloaded porn from non-usual sources, saw a .exe, heard Brain say, “You no give me rest, I no make you judgement.” Whatever…

Dear Americans! American English: “Carefree” means “free from care or anxiety.” The full stop / period does not belong to the phrase. ILLOGICAL! British English: “Carefree” means “free from care or anxiety”. The full stop / period belongs to the sentence. LOGICAL! Case in point! … Point… in case? English makes no sense.

Roughly a year and three months ago, Vickie secretly worked at a two-Australian-dollar shop. It’s seriously amazing what vast age range of people would use what vast range of techniques and tricks to steal what vast range of things while you’re at the cash register serving another customer. Hmm, I did mention I worked at…

Zho lost her eye to a Black Moa while saving some pansy named Nehdukah, and had since developed a fear of the bird and all birds in general. Plagued by nightmares for years, she decided to tame the very beast in an attempt to overcome the fear, and ended up bringing up her own Black…

I flipped to the last page of the exam paper and smiled triumphantly. The longest question of the whole exam, the one that’s worth the most; I knew they’d ask that over all other possible topics. Surely, if I had the four main points nicely in my brain at that moment, I couldn’t possibly forget…